The stories are based on the characters and writing style developed by
Hugh Cassidy, WA6AUD (SK)
The Cost of QSLing!
One of the Legion of Handwringers stopped by the other day. "DXers and QSL managers sure aren't
what they used to be.", he said, "Not at all." "Why do you say that?", we said, hoping this was something
we could duck out of in short order. "It's the QSLing these days", the Handwringer replied, "why, most of
the major DXpeditions and even some of the run-of-the-mill DX stations are asking us to QSL direct . . .
they don't want us to send buro cards anymore. Seems to me they've turned DXing into a business
rather than a hobby. This isn't the way amateur radio is supposed to be. No-siree. When I got into the
hobby, we all used the buro and that was that. The only ones who sent direct QSLs were those who
couldn't wait for the buro. Now, the newly minted QRPers are at the mercy of these QSL managers who
demand direct cards. Some of them want two greens stamps for a card. This isn't HAM radio at all."
We'd heard this particular Handwringer had given the same speech at the DX club last week and all the
locals were upset, sure that HAM radio had taken a turn for the worse since they'd got licensed. "Are
you sure things are that much different that when we were new at the game?", we asked, getting the
feeling that the pot had been stirred too much already. "Heck yes", the Handwringer replied, "it's way
worse and besides, no QSL card is worth paying a whole dollar for . . . or maybe even two. Not on your
life. I sure wouldn't waste my money on that."
Son of a Gun! This was way out of our league, so we took the Handwringer up the hill to see the Old
Timer. He repeated his story to the Old Timer, this time even putting a more hopeless spin on it, ending
with "So, you see, a new DXer will end up paying tons of money making QSL managers rich, being
forced to buy his DXCC!" The Old Timer set aside the plate choke he was winding, then turned to ask
the Handwringer, "You've got them all worked, haven't you? Number one Honor Roll in QST, as I recall."
The Handwringer replied, "Yes, and it took me years of hard work to do it. Sure is nice to be at the top."
"And you never QSLed any of them direct?", the Old Timer asked. "Well, I had to send direct for a few.",
the Handwringer replied, "but I always waited to see how the others were doing. A lot of times the QSLs
would dribble in by the buro. If not, I'd find out the minimum I could get away with. By the time I sent, I
knew the most economical way . . . I wasn't going to send any more than I had to, that's for sure."
The Old Timer was silent for a moment, then seemed to shift gears. "You always do well in the pileups,
don't you?", he asked carefully, "What are you running?" The Handwringer looked a bit confused at the
change of topic, but was quite willing to tell us about his station. "It's the best." he replied, "5-element
monobanders for all bands above 40, each on it's own 70-foot tower. Phased verticals for 160, 80 and
40. Three new rigs, top of the line, and two Alpha amplifiers in case one breaks. Each rig has an
outboard DSP unit too. Cost me a bundle, but I wanted to make sure I got the DX in the log. And it works
too. I can't remember when I didn't work a DX station on the first or second call. When it comes to
DXing, there's nothing cheap about me. Money is no object when it comes to working DX, that's my
motto." And with that, the Handwringer bid us a good day, off to the local HAM shop to look at the latest
line of amplifiers.
We just looked at the Old Timer and scratched our head. "What do you make of that?", we asked. The
Old Timer stared back at us for a second and then said, "With some people, the means justify the end;
with others, the end justifies the meanness." And with that he turned back to winding his plate choke.
We thought this one over for a moment, then asked, "What you are saying is that the Handwringer is a
cheapskate, right?" The Old Timer just smiled and reached for his grid dip meter. Son of a Gun!
Sometimes the true meaning of DX IS is buried deep within the Mysteries of the Ages. This time it
seemed to have a selective price tag!
A man should keep his friendship in constant repair (Samuel Johnson (1755).
Stories by Paul Dunphy, VE1DX